January 27, 2004

No, OK, Yeah, no, my life is definitely, definitely better than other lives. At this point, my life is better than my own life, even.

It's interesting how many different feelings can make you pee your pants, and sometimes maybe at the same time? So like one stream of urine drenching your jeans can be both out of fear and joy? I have that dual pee action going on at the moment. The Mary Chen action figure has dual pee capability. And (slightly loose) kung fu grip.

And the best part is: NONE OF THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANY BOY. This is all, strickly my own pee. My pee, my pants, my life.

Thunk at 11:19 AM

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