OK so, have you ever gotten up at 6:30 am to "buckle down" on some work you were finding really difficult yesterday, so you procrastinated it until last night, when you thought somehow you would magically turn back into a night person who can stay up until 4 am being witty and awesome (which is a night person you actually never were but that's beside the point)? but instead you found yourself zonking out around midnight:30, promising yourself you would get up at 6:30 to really get it done, and over with, and then you got up at the crack? of dawn? and then you procrastinated again until 7:30 am? which is a whole hour that you could have been sleeping instead of watching zell miller's bizarre speech and catching up on friends' websites and stuff? even though you wouldn't have slept very well because you'd be doing that annoying "sleep-writing" thing you do where you only half-sleep and some part of your brain thinks it is being very productive by solving your writing problems, coming up with ideas of such complete non-sequitor non-brilliance that to even recount them here would be too painful, too time-wasteful, and too fuckin' embarrassing?
because if you have, i think you should just shoot yourself. it's the right thing to do.